Optimus Prime v Jesus
Dizzy had this neat little picture up yesterday evening.
I think the Jesus column needs a few amendments.
Age | Immortal |
Character Aspects | God (Son of) |
Sounds Like | A trumpet (Rev 1:10), Rushing Water (Rev 1:15) |
# of Resurrections | One (OK, I’ll concede on that one) |
Associates | The whole angelic army of heaven (Rev 19:11-21) |
Usual MO | Creator and sustainer of the whole universe (Col 1:16-17) |
Success Rate | 100% (Rom 8:38-39) |
Philosophy | I’m God and one day you’ll have to accept it (Philipp 2:9-11) |
On reflection I believe that Optimus Prime gets his ass kicked.
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